The world’s most annoying words and their new definition

The world has changed a lot in the last year, but it’s easy to forget how much of that change happened in 2017.

While we’re talking about a lot of things, the language of the internet is still the lingua franca.

This week we’ve rounded up the most annoying sentences you can use on the internet.

So sit back and take a look at the list.

It’s not a list of the best words, but rather a collection of the most memorable and annoyingly confusing ones.

Enjoy!

1.

“We’re all friends, right?”

“Oh, yeah.

I am a friend.”

“Yes.

I’m an American.”

2.

“There’s nothing to do on Saturday except go to the gym.”

“I mean, I can’t do anything on Saturday.”

3.

“I’m not really into sports, but my brother is a basketball player.”

“He is not.

He plays baseball.

He doesn’t do a lot for me.”

4.

“My daughter has never seen a doctor.

So I guess I should take her to a dermatologist.”

“But her skin is a little bit red.”

5.

“It’s just me, you and your cat.”

“It is me.”

6.

“Are you an expert?”

“I am.

But I don’t really know much about the subject.”

7.

“So, I don ‘t know if it’s possible for us to communicate, but I would like to get married.”

“Of course.”

8.

“What does it mean to be a virgin?”

“Vaginal intercourse is not illegal in the US, but we don’t want to get involved.”

9.

“You can’t go to your ex’s house because they have sex with other people.”

“Well, technically, you can’t.”

10.

“And what about you?”

“It can’t happen to anyone else.

You can’t have sex in public.”

11.

“But if I could, I would try to marry you.”

“No.

No, no, no.”

12.

“Do you want to go to dinner with me?”

“No.”

13.

“When will I see you again?”

“If you’re interested in seeing me.”

14.

“Oh my God, I just got back from a trip to Italy.”

“Wow.

That was so fun.

Can I meet you?”

15.

“No, I want to meet you again tomorrow.

Can you come over?”

“Sure.”

16.

“Okay, I’m ready.”

“Okay.”

17.

“Can I just get you out of the car?”

“Why would you want me to?”

18.

“Did you find anything on the beach?”

“Yeah, it was beautiful.”

19.

“Wow, that was so nice.”

“This is so sweet.”

20.

“This was the best holiday ever.”

“Oh yes, it is.

Thank you for the kind words.”

21.

“Sorry I’m late, I got distracted by a text message.”

“What did you say?”

22.

“Why do you look so much older than me?”

21.

“I just wanted to say that you’re amazing.”

“Yeah.”

23.

“Is this the best vacation you ever had?”

“Yep.

This is a dream vacation.”

24.

“Hey, I need you to come over.”

“Why?”

25.

“How about we just eat in the kitchen?”

“The kitchen is fine.”

26.

“The only reason you’re late is because I left my phone at home.”

“Because it’s too hot in here.”

27.

“Where are you?”

“At the airport.”

28.

“Have you ever been to a museum?”

“Yes.”

29.

“Hmmm, I wonder what this place looks like?”

“Is that what they call it?”

30.

“Here’s the place I found your phone.”

“That is not my phone.”

31.

“Now I know why you got this tattoo.”

“You know what I’m talking about?”

32.

“Wait, I didn’t see this?”

“Well…it’s not here.

Oh, that’s okay.

I didn, but now I think you do.”

33.

“Ah, my god, I forgot I left this at home!”

“I didn’t, but you did.”

34.

“Thank you for taking this.”

“Thank goodness.

I just wanted you to see.”

35.

“Well I just thought I’d go see my brother.”

“Me too.”

36.

“Thanks for your help.”

“Now, we’ll see if we can’t get together someday.”

37.

“Um, can I have that?

I can use it at the bar?”

“That’s okay.”

38.

“Come on, I’ve been thinking about getting married.”

“Yes.”

39.

“Uh, if I go to this bar, what would you guys do?”

“You’d have to tell them that we are engaged.” 40. “O